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I told Monday to list the numbers 1 though 10 sequentially. When Monday asked why I said I wanted to make the day count!
I’m writing a book about minotaurs called “Of Bison Men”.
Did you hear about the party at the beach? It was apparently a shore thing.
I think my thumbs are against me; you could say they’re opposable.
Excuse me sir, I have an issue that needs to be addressed immediately. What issue sir? This postcard!
A new breed of animal has been discovered, more dangerous than others. He eats sweaters and worn out jeans. Its the THREADBEAR.
What did the feta cheese say before the fight? Lets get ready to CRUMBLE! Sorry for the crumby joke…so cheesy!
Anyone who’s been to a library knows the circulation desk is the heartbeat of the place.
The last time I tried to think of something off the top of my head, all I got was “fedora!”
You know what I use to prop open my door? Ajar. Sometimes it jams…
What would you call the science of straws? Astrawlogy. It really sucks!
What did the little lobster say when his father fell and broke his leg? “Crawl dad!”
Why did the momma rope ground her son? Because he had been knotty. Guess he’ll be tied up for a while…
You heard of weather zombies? All they want is “RAAAAaains, rains!”
The next time you can’t see something with your naked eyes, try putting clothes on them first, because come on, we don’t want to see that!
If you start cutting corners, sooner or later everything will be round.
Why are parking meters called meters? Shouldn’t we be calling them parking yards in the US?
If I take a course on acupuncture, will I get additional points?
I like to think of my legs as twins. No, they’re not identical, they’re actually fraternal.
Someday we’ll all look back on this and laugh — when we watch it in slow motion!